Just for Laughs

Little Red Ridinghood is walking in the woods and she sees a big, bad wolf behind a tree, She says:

'I see you wolf.'

Later she sees him behind some plants and repeats:

'I see you wolf.'

Later still, she find him behind a house and again repeats:

'I see you wolf.'

Finally the wolf replies:

'Good heavens! A wolf can't take a crap in peace in this woods anymore!'



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There were three friends whoose names were Stupid, Nobody and No One. Stupid went to the police one day:
Help, help! Nobody fell in the well and No One is helping him!

The policemen answered:
Come on! Are you stupid?
Yes! Nice to meet you!